Evil Teds respons på Doc Rivers’ (eller var det egentlig ikke Kevin Garnett?) udtalelse efter Celtics’ trade af Kendrick Perkins,“[I] feel like [I] lost a family member today”:

This past weekend, I tested Doc Rivers theory and traded my 9-year-old son (the one I felt has the least potential) to another family for their son. I made sure to trade my son to a family that wasn’t in my grammar school district, so that I wouldn’t have to worry about his talents impeding my own family’s success (at least not until high school rolls around), and I made sure that I got a kid who’s skills filled some voids, and would compliment the skills of the rest of my family.